Sarqui
| Sarqui | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Birth | 1999 |
| Died | |
| Family | mother, father, sister, Anqu'on (uncle), Robert G. Anderson (husband, alternate Timeline & cousin of unknown degree), Karami (daughter, alternate Timeline), Kan'dar (brother-in-law, deceased, alternate Timeline), Narhatti I. (mother-in-law, deceased, alternate Timeline), father-in-law, deceased, alternate Timeline |
| Occupation(s) |
Bodyguard, Future Queen (alternate Timeline) |
| Alias |
Braided Nuisance, Pinky the Brainless, One Girl Wrecking Crew, Susan/Sue Quinn |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender |
Female |
| Hair color |
pink |
| Eye color |
red |
| Height |
~155 cm |
| Statistics | |
| Weapon(s) |
Absolutely everything! |
| Abilities |
Stubborness, durability, enhanced strength |
| Affiliation |
Royal Family, Murus |
| First Appearance | |
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- "Drop your pants, facecheck!"
- —One of her numerous meaningless platitudes
About
Sarqui is the Captain of the Nezumi Royal Guards, and by that King Em'dar's personal protector. She possesses the curtain-matches-the-window combination of red eyes and pink hair, which she usually wears combed back and twisted into a pigtail, and delicious C-cups. She can be stubborn, mischievous, mean, rude, extremely violent, ruthless, aggressive, abrasive, gluttonous, obscene, vulgar, perverted, and last but not least, utterly foul-mouthed (and those, quite frankly, are mostly her good days). She was born in 1999 (exact date currently unknown) aboard a cable car as the daughter of the former Captain (killed in service) and her district's landlady. She has an older sister who works in politics.
History
On a fateful day in the spring of 2000, when she was still an infant, her father, who filled in the position of Lifeguard before her, lost his life among several others when the Zarkons attempted to storm and conquer the royal palace. In the Aftermath, her mother tried her best to prevent her from ever following in her father's footsteps, but to no avail. In late spring 2016, at the age of seventeen, she successfully qualified for the then-vacant job via a special, once-in-a-while elimination process. From then on, she lived alongside her sovereign/protegé in the palace with her own unique ways of driving him nuts on a daily basis.
Later during the summer, Bonnie McAllister joined the party as an honorary guest. It was then that, one day, another young Nezumi female by the name of Karami appeared, claiming she was from a dystopian future in which Bonnie had been killed during a rescue attempt. She also revealed herself to be the future daughter of Sarqui herself and King Em'dar. Her mission was to change history just enough so that Bonnie would survive this time around, although that would probably erase herself from existence. After the heroes succeeded, she started to dissolve right on cue (but later reappeared thanks to a small artifact which was given to her by Sailor Pluto), and started to live a new life in the present (past from her perspective) time among her new friends and peers.
About one and a half years later (after a tearful confession of love), Sarqui fell in a then-decisive battle in the streets of New York City on the planet Earth, but was almost immediately revived by Rob through a (presumably 'forbidden') technique which had been passed onto him by his (formerly) evil twin brother on the latter's own dying breath.
Current History
Since 2025, she occasionally appears inside a capsule dimension called The Hotel, while several of her friends and relatives (including her future daughter) are already there.
Miscellaneous Trivia
- Out of the three main protagonists, she is the only one without an aristocratic background (or so she thought).
- Due to some time travel shenanigans, her lord & protegé was present at both her birth and her first (brief) death.
- Like Karami, when she speaks English, it's with a British accent (to be exact, a 'Violent Oirish' one halfway between Becky Lynch and Drew McIntyre); although she was taught the proper courteous speech with the plurales majestatis, she, like her uncle Anqu'on, incorporates contractions into her speech pattern.
- She is about a year older than Robbie.
- She is a big eater, just like her daughter.
- Like most Nezumi, she knows practically no shame, so she'll all too happily prance around in the nude wherever she wants to, even if not asked to or if it might be inappropriate to those from other cultures.
- She sports a secret tattoo on her left bicep which only becomes visible under a certain kind of light source. It consists of the Nezumi alphabet's letters which abbreviate (and translate to) 'S. O. B.', standing for - according to her - 'Sarqui's Obliterance B*****s' and a heavily simplified/'moefied' skull & bones.
