Drinking game

There are a lot of little things that happen a lot. Someone thought it would be a good idea to make a drinking game out of it. Here it is. See also the running gags page.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Take a drink of your (alcoholic-optional) beverage every time you see one of these actions!

Italicized actions take two drinks!

Bold actions--down the bottle (or take a few big gulps if it's a big bottle)!

Your survival is not guaranteed.

Non-character-specific

Slash pairings are proposed
Lolicon antics
The under-tail spot is alluded to
Someone henshins (two drinks if for no reason)
Villain enters to gloat and leave
"_____ o'Clock"
People immediately defy a previously-stated expectation just to defy it
Topic-change fail
Topic has been up longer than a week
!yai tells you exactly what to do

Wisdom from the Book of Yai:

[03:06] <Yaijinden> Ooh, maybe we could expose your star-seed to the air, let it get corrupted, and then you could be like Sailor Alkaline and summon a fuku whenever you strike your head against a wall! But you might end up with a really ridiculous fuku powaa, and that might not attract the chicks. Ooh, do you have any bizarre backstory?

take a drink. :D

Everyone in the chatbox is talking in broken English.

Sidebar-Specific

Matt eats someone/something
Yai talks like a Japanese school girl.
Adam posts jpop
Mango, Yai, or Rai (once he catsups) talk about Homestuck.
Wolfwood posts pony videos.
Theres a troll in the sidebar.
A meme image is posted.
Anyone complains about their job. (Two drinks if it's not Mango, Kakanue or Kuri)
Gangnam style
Puns

Character-Specific

Things that are done by or about a specific character or player. Organized by player, in alphabetical order.

Adam Kanal

Adam acts gay
Adam and Mango talk jpop in the sidebar.
Allison mentions touring/concerts.
Adam being fucked by a chainsaw is referenced.
Allison wears idol clothing. (Because this should happen more often)

Aspirant Snark

A Character is needlessly Grimdark
A Character believes others will do them harm
Character appears to be doing something evil but is actually harmless
Dimitri shows up as a kitten and prowls for cuddles.
A character demands proof that they are actually evil.

Bucket Mouse

Suu blushes.
Suu talks about Juudai
Potamos is trying to get an interview.

David O'Cain

David says "okay”

Euri

When Euri shows up in the chatbox.
Euri asks someone a dick-related question.
A character belonging to Euri has a traumatic past.
One of Euri's alter egos appears when Euri (the character) is having a spasm over one of the following: clones, time travel, future children.
When one of Euri's characters has an overly long and complicated character description Two drinks if she criticizes someone else's character description Down the goddamn bottle if she changes links every time someone changes their outfit.
When one of Euri's characters has an overly long and fancy Japanese name

Furu Ikari

When Furu makes an appearance. (Two Drinks if it's without Adam)

Kakanue

LV shows up with Oz
Glen makes an appearance.
The Abyss is mentioned.
Lottie falls asleep on a couch.

Kuri-Kara

Jack and Glen leave together.
Jack mentions "My Wife and Daughter"
The Abyss is mentioned.
A chain shows up (Oz/BRabbit, Leon, or Kodiak)
Ghost Shark is summoned (two drinks if Mango complains in the sidebar)

Lego3400

Any charcter uses "..."
Any Character mentions Neggerra. (Two drinks if someone else intentionally spells it wrong)
Etna mentions something about the Netherworld or demons.
TheGreyElf talks about being dead in any way.
Eitak turns evil in the middle of a conversation, or if she's already evil, she turns nice.

Mango

Mango causes herself fatal injury for hilarity
Mango accuses you of cannibalism when you're eating mangoes.
Indigo or Mango get sassy.
Celeste and Yaijinden have a cuddle/makeout session.
Something obsidian is thrown at someone.
Jinan does something vague.

Matt

A pony character calls humans "monkeys"
For every time a character of his comes in and leaves in reasonably rapid succession, take a drink per character.
Any time a character mentions a Q-related item.
Ginger ale is mentioned.
Whenever someone mentions not having heard of Sailor Quinox, take two drinks.

Mikey D

Ridertech is mentioned
Mike says something insulting/"troll worthy".
Mike mentions Natsuki.
Mike retcons something about his character.

Two drinks if he gets offended by someone calling him out on this.
Three drinks if this becomes edited by Mike.
Down the bottle if we go a year without a retcon from Mike.

Duelman makes a sexual joke.
Duelman sprays mayonnaise everywhere.
Duelman gets high off Toad Semen.

Oronde

Oronde uses perfect grammar and spelling

Raihosha

A Mongoosetiger gives a hug
A Mongoosetiger sniffs someone (two drinks if it's Yaijinden)
Aes scans someone
Aes takes something literal.
Solartiger threatens to shoot someone.

Solarchos

Whenever a gun is drawn.
When Morrigan starts getting perverted.

starcat

Someone mentions starcat. (Down the bottle if it's positive)

Wolfwood

every time Wolfwood starts a new business
Every time Wolfwood has a new weapon/armor he wants to try out.
Wolfwood retcons something about his character.
Wolfwood posts pony-related things in the sidebar.

Xadium

Xadium makes a new Gemini pic.
Xadium interacts with his own characters.

Yaijinden

Yai makes a pamphlet (one drink for every link thereafter)
Yai does something inexplicable
Yai does something shockingly insightful
Yai and Celeste have a cuddle/makeout session
Yai brings out Faye.
Anyone remarks on Yai's gender changes when they occur.
Bixia starts grooving.
Bixia does something book-like (i.e. perching on a bookshelf)

YingGirl

Ying looks over her comics
Ying mentions being a weapon
Ying speaks like a lolcat and appears to be totally serious (Down the whole fucking bottle)
Ying mentions that she is staying quiet

Zaira

Lupa are talked about.