Stabbajack

Stabbajack
Biographical information
Homeworld	Earth
Birth
Died
Family
Occupation(s)	Mercenary bruiser
Alias	OH GOD RUN IT'S HIM
Physical description
Species	Ork
Gender
Hair color
Eye color	Bloodshot red
Height	7'2"
Statistics
Weapon(s)	Big Choppa, automatic Shoota, anything scavenged he hasn't managed to take apart yet
Abilities	Tremendous strength and resilience
Affiliation	Starfista Clan
First Appearance

Stabbajack is an Ork of a particular breed: fleshy animal bits infused with a semisapient fungal strain, possessed of a savage, brutal cunning, and -- unusual amidst his race -- a sense of discretion that allows him to operate out of the Alien Zone of Tokyo on Earth instead of die messily at the hands of every single formal and informal government agency with a stake in world peace. When on business outside of the Zone, he conceals himself behind a holo-unit that displays him as retired basketball star Yao Ming; when he's on BIDNISS, as the Ork has been heard to enthusiastically refer to it, the holo-unit fizzles out to reveal a bipedal, hulking, green-skinned shape, rippling with muscles and possessing a maw of yellowed, pointy teeth.

Compared to most known examples of his species, Stabbajack is capable of tremendous levels of patience and discretion -- though this usually means he merely can refrain from thumping things that his employer expressly request he refrain from thumping. He is at least loosely conversant in English and a handful of other tongues, and is often employed as an enforcer or general muscle on account of his exceptional proficiency with violence and his tremendous stubborn resilience. He works for technologies and teeth (the larger, louder, and shinier the better on both accounts), but has been known to abandon (or even betray!) employers if they cannot reliably provide him with good fights.

Stories are rife in the Alien Zone underworld with regard to his ability to conceal his tremendous bulk in tremendously-implausible places, such as behind coffee tables, motorcycles, fire hydrants, street signs, small children, and little yappy dogs. Ninety percent of these have grounding in fact.