DUELMAN
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| Birth | |
| Died | |
| Family | |
| Occupation(s) |
Living Machismo |
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| Physical description | |
| Species |
Unclassified |
| Gender |
male |
| Hair color |
Yellow 'fro |
| Eye color |
Bloodshot |
| Height |
Manly |
| Statistics | |
| Weapon(s) |
"The Bulge" |
| Abilities |
All of them |
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Creation
DUELMAN is the result of an experiment gone wrong. In America, a group of programmers were working on the perfect children card AI program to test cards with. There was only one problem: the lead designer was an "enthusiast of adult materials" .... aka Porn. While working late one night, he fell asleep at the keyboard. When his head hit the keyboard, it accidentally uploaded his entire 10 terabyte porn folder into the AI's process pool. This caused a massive overload and the mainframe to explode. When the smoke cleared, there stood the unholy creation we all love to hate and go ewwwwwwwwwwww at.
Great Multiverse Booty Hunt and Return
After growing bored with his daily routines, and tired of his current selection of sex partners, decided to learn the arcane ways of the "Sex Force". The Sex Force being like the force, except much much sexier, It is the source of energy that all living beings tap into while they have sexual relations. After many long minutes, he was able to summon up the power within his mighty bulge to PIERCE the dimensional veil and begin a long journey of self discovery......and banging anything with a pulse.
After a few years of traveling from world to world, poon to poon, the now older...wiser....and less death prone DUELMAN returned one night in epic thrusting fashion. Now a master of the "sex force", DUELMAN can now seemingly with a simple thrust of his hips produce wondrous and magical effects. The usefulness of such effects are currently still up for debate.
