Chatbox Simplified Fight Tutorial
Note: If you need to set a boss in an event to have a higher HP, use "SET SP 9001" (or whatever number you want the power level to be. For point of reference regular players start at 5000. The progress bars won't start going down until 10,000 HP and then they loop once before being able to go to zero). You can hover your mouse over the progress bar to see how much HP is left. Note that it's SP and not HP.
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> So why are we here?
[21:27] *** CONGRATULATION
[21:27] *** YOU GET TO DO THE FIGHT SYSTEM TUTORIAL
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I will PROVE I AM THE SUPERIOR
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> AND SETTLE THE TEN'AINO GRUDGE
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ONCE AND FOR ALL
[21:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh! I'm a busy Executive! Can't I flip this off??
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> "Farm this off" and NO
[21:29] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS IS THE PREDESTINED TIME WHEN EVERLASTING GRUDGE SHALL BE FULFILLED
[21:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...whatever
[21:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So what do we do??
[21:29] *** THE NEW ABBREVIATED FIGHT SYSTEM IS A THING OF ELEGANCE. IT IS MEANT TO ENSURE BOUTS HAPPEN QUICKLY AND ARE DECIDED... QUICKLY
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> So not like your narration then.
[21:30] *** WHATEVER
[21:30] *** FIRST STEP: COMBATANTS WILL USE THE COMMAND /POWERUP
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> LIKE IN OLD SCHOOL DUB DBZ YEAH
[21:31] ☼ Scouter indicates SpeedRcrX has POWERED UP!
[21:31] ☼ Scouter indicates C'est_la_V has POWERED UP!
[21:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ne, ne, maybe you could mak it say some cool things while we power up, Green Voice-sama??
[21:31] *** THIS IS A POSSIBILITY
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay so I'm all hulked up, now what, do I kick the s[BLEEP]t out of her?
[21:33] *** ROLL 1D20 FOR INITIATIVE, THE HIGHER ROLL GETS TO START. THE ATTACKING COMMAND IS /ATK. THE "SELL" COMMAND IS /DEF. THAT'S IT. VERY SIMPLE.
[21:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...
[21:33] █████ C'est_la_V Kicks Haruka-san in the gut!!
[21:34] █████ SpeedRcrX has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:34] * @SpeedRcrX has ABS OF STEEL
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU CHEATED
[21:34] *** After using /DEF you use /ME to describe the effect of the attack
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Like I just did :P
[21:34] *** Yes
[21:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Because I'm l33t like that
[21:35] *** Sure. Whatever.
[21:35] █████ SpeedRcrX Responds to this CHEATING VIOLENCE WITH A VIOLENT RKO OUTTA NOWHERE ON MINAKO-CHAN
[21:35] █████ C'est_la_V has been SAVAGED!!
[21:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is SLAMMED into the ground FACE FIRST
[21:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ITTAI!!!!
[21:36] *** you will notice that her power bar went down. When the power bar runs out, the fight is over.
[21:36] █████ C'est_la_V KICKS Haruka-san in the FACE!!
[21:37] █████ SpeedRcrX has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> MY AQUALINE NOSE HAS BEEN BESMIRCHED
[21:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Your what..???
[21:37] █████ SpeedRcrX grabs a fire extinguisher and HOSES DOWN MINAKO
[21:37] █████ C'est_la_V has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:38] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is BLINDED AND CHOKING
[21:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> *cough, cough* HOW *cough* IS THAT EVEN LEGAL
[21:38] <@SpeedRcrX> EXTREME RULES FOR EXTREME GRUDGE!!
[21:38] █████ C'est_la_V CRESCENT BEAM TO THE [BLEEP]
[21:38] █████ SpeedRcrX has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:39] <@SpeedRcrX> OH S[BLEEP]T MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER ASRTEGSHFGJHDFGJKFGD
[21:39] * @SpeedRcrX stops, drops and ROLLS in pain
[21:39] █████ SpeedRcrX summons WORLD SHAKING and hits her with the POWER OF URANUS
[21:39] █████ C'est_la_V has been HIT!!
[21:40] * [gTV]C'est_la_V tumbles back, on FIRE
[21:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> KYAAAHHHH!!!
[21:40] █████ C'est_la_V RETALIATES WITH THE SULPHUROUS POWER OF VENUS
[21:40] █████ SpeedRcrX has been SAVAGED!!
[21:40] <@SpeedRcrX> [BLEEP] that smells even worse than my Flatulence bomsb JESUS
[21:41] * @SpeedRcrX is teary-eyed and struggling to stand, crotch still on fire
[21:41] █████ SpeedRcrX DROPKICKS Minako-chan in the FACE
[21:41] █████ C'est_la_V has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:41] * [gTV]C'est_la_V uses a SEXY FOREARM BLOCK
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> How is that Sexy!?
[21:42] █████ C'est_la_V SPINKICKS Haruka-san in the face "ANYTHING I DO IS SEXY!"
[21:42] █████ SpeedRcrX has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /def ]
[21:43] *** As before, parries can happen. In this case the attack is bounced back and you have to /DEF like the green text says!
[21:43] █████ C'est_la_V has DODGED the attack!
[21:44] *** Haruka should have given some flavor text with /me to explain how she parried before Minako reacted, though~
[21:44] * @SpeedRcrX leaned to the side LIKE A BOSS and kicked back... like a BOSS
[21:45] * [gTV]C'est_la_V avoided it easily because she is the SUPER BOSS of BOSSES
[21:46] *** So now you have to figure out who goes next. Minako's turn started the whole chain, so it's Haruka's turn now.
[21:46] █████ SpeedRcrX suckerpunches Minako-chan while she's bragging
[21:46] █████ C'est_la_V has been HIT!!
[21:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AGZEDGZFDGZFDGSTTHJK
[21:47] * [gTV]C'est_la_V staggers back, bleeding from the nose, SUPER-AGGRAVATED
[21:47] █████ C'est_la_V LEAPS AT HARUKA-SAN TO STRANGLE HER
[21:47] █████ SpeedRcrX has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:47] * @SpeedRcrX enjoys that kind of "play"
[21:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ......what
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> what
[21:48] █████ SpeedRcrX HEADBUTTS Minako-chan while she's confused
[21:48] █████ C'est_la_V has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[21:48] C'est_la_V has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:48] * [gTV]C'est_la_V IS K.Oed
[21:49] *** All in all that took about 15 minutes. Not bad compared to the hour it used to take.
[21:50] *** TUTORIAL OVER
[21:50] <@SpeedRcrX> I AM THE SUPERIOR
