HorrorTerrors

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Either we're all insane or these terrors are not terrible enough that our sanity is decimated by seeing their form.

At the window panes of the universe, Mango found a box. She was stupid and curious and opened said box after knowing that terrible things were inside and let out Terrible Things into the world. Gods help you.

HORRORTERRORS are one part Homestuck one part horrible Lovecraftian creations with a twist of Suburban Senshi. They are the ghosts of the fragmented timeline and all the retcons of people and the paths that they took. Some existed and have become ghosts long forgotten by all but a few. As of right now they possess people with fragments of who they once were.

Or at least that's what it LOOKS like.

How to identify a HorrorTerror

There are a few different forms of HorrorTerrors. The easiest form to interact with is the possessed individual. The more dangerous is the pure HorrorTerror, though these do not seem to be the truest HorrorTerrors since looking upon them would drive one mad.

Lesser Horrorterros are capable of traveling throughout time and infecting others but are more known for being the driving force behind evil in history. Modern day examples: Eastboro Fascist Church, The Coffee Party, Faultimore Mayor Bob Buick.

EldritchInternetDocotor™ symptoms of Greater HorrorTerror Possession

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Prolonged exposure to this bullshit.
  • Sudden change in mood.
  • Change in identity, i.e not answering to names given
  • Occasional violent tendencies.
  • Being unaware of how you got here.
  • Headaches
  • An erection lasting more than four hours

Prolonged exposure to HorrorTerrors can cause:

  • Fragmented soul syndrome
  • vivid dreams of self-cannibalization
  • limbs falling off at random
  • Speaking in eldritch tongues (see http://eeemo.net/ )
  • Massive inglorious insanity
  • anal depression
  • Physical manifestation of a HorrorTerror.

Please try to treat HorrorTerror Possession before it reaches the point of HorrorTerror manifestation as it is incurable and potentially world ending! :D The final symptoms of physical manifestation involve a birthing scream that can potentially destroy a planet's population with a hive brain aneurysm and rampant cannibalization of bitches. We are not kidding.

How to Stop a HorrorTerror

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One of the Two Elder Signs
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One of Two Elder Signs.

HorrorTerrors cannot be destroyed. Stop trying to think you can. They do not have atoms to cut and unless you have a weapon that can cut a god or something on a metaphysical plane, you cannot destroy it. If you CAN "destroy" it, the HorrorTerrors disperse and return but this time with a target on the one who assaulted them.

The best identified way to remove a HorrorTerror is to contain it. Mango-chan possesses a box that can contain the HorrorTerrors properly but Keeran Aster has found a way to negotiate with at least one. Your creativity might not hurt in this situation: a box that is covered in seals and charms may help or perhaps forcing them to possess an inanimate object until it can be properly controlled is another.


How to exorcise a Greater HorrorTerror

There are two noted ways to eliminate a HorrorTerror. The Marker of the Irritated Grammarian drawing an Elder Sign on a person will allow them to be susceptible to exorcism. Attaching this to a weapon has also proven to be effective but whether or not it will not also cause injury to others is presently unknown since the person who used a sword also combined it with magic.

John Constantine has also exiled a HorrorTerror by using mutual possession and forcing the monstrosity out. NOTE: this is risky because you have to be more powerful than said HorrorTerror.

Other ways are possible but have not yet been utilized. Why not be creative and see what happens?! :)

WARNING When exiling a HorrorTerror please be careful! Sometimes when uncontrolled they will scream and if they do you will become insane unless you already are off the deep end (i.e: Mango).