Chatbox Simplified Fight Tutorial
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> So why are we here?
[21:27] *** CONGRATULATION
[21:27] *** YOU GET TO DO THE FIGHT SYSTEM TUTORIAL
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I will PROVE I AM THE SUPERIOR
[21:27] <@SpeedRcrX> AND SETTLE THE TEN'AINO GRUDGE
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ONCE AND FOR ALL
[21:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh! I'm a busy Executive! Can't I flip this off??
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> "Farm this off" and NO
[21:29] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS IS THE PREDESTINED TIME WHEN EVERLASTING GRUDGE SHALL BE FULFILLED
[21:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...whatever
[21:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So what do we do??
[21:29] *** THE NEW ABBREVIATED FIGHT SYSTEM IS A THING OF ELEGANCE. IT IS MEANT TO ENSURE BOUTS HAPPEN QUICKLY AND ARE DECIDED... QUICKLY
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> So not like your narration then.
[21:30] *** WHATEVER
[21:30] *** FIRST STEP: COMBATANTS WILL USE THE COMMAND /POWERUP
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> LIKE IN OLD SCHOOL DUB DBZ YEAH
[21:31] ☼ Scouter indicates SpeedRcrX has POWERED UP!
[21:31] ☼ Scouter indicates C'est_la_V has POWERED UP!
[21:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ne, ne, maybe you could mak it say some cool things while we power up, Green Voice-sama??
[21:31] *** THIS IS A POSSIBILITY
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay so I'm all hulked up, now what, do I kick the s[BLEEP]t out of her?
[21:33] *** ROLL 1D20 FOR INITIATIVE, THE HIGHER ROLL GETS TO START. THE ATTACKING COMMAND IS /ATK. THE "SELL" COMMAND IS /DEF. THAT'S IT. VERY SIMPLE.
[21:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...
[21:33] █████ C'est_la_V Kicks Haruka-san in the gut!!
[21:34] █████ SpeedRcrX has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:34] * @SpeedRcrX has ABS OF STEEL
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU CHEATED
[21:34] *** After using /DEF you use /ME to describe the effect of the attack
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Like I just did :P
[21:34] *** Yes
[21:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Because I'm l33t like that
[21:35] *** Sure. Whatever.
[21:35] █████ SpeedRcrX Responds to this CHEATING VIOLENCE WITH A VIOLENT RKO OUTTA NOWHERE ON MINAKO-CHAN
[21:35] █████ C'est_la_V has been SAVAGED!!
[21:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is SLAMMED into the ground FACE FIRST
[21:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ITTAI!!!!
[21:36] *** you will notice that her power bar went down. When the power bar runs out, the fight is over.
[21:36] █████ C'est_la_V KICKS Haruka-san in the FACE!!
[21:37] █████ SpeedRcrX has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> MY AQUALINE NOSE HAS BEEN BESMIRCHED
[21:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Your what..???
[21:37] █████ SpeedRcrX grabs a fire extinguisher and HOSES DOWN MINAKO
[21:37] █████ C'est_la_V has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:38] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is BLINDED AND CHOKING
[21:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> *cough, cough* HOW *cough* IS THAT EVEN LEGAL
[21:38] <@SpeedRcrX> EXTREME RULES FOR EXTREME GRUDGE!!
[21:38] █████ C'est_la_V CRESCENT BEAM TO THE [BLEEP]
[21:38] █████ SpeedRcrX has been EVISCERATED!!
[21:39] <@SpeedRcrX> OH S[BLEEP]T MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER ASRTEGSHFGJHDFGJKFGD
[21:39] * @SpeedRcrX stops, drops and ROLLS in pain
[21:39] █████ SpeedRcrX summons WORLD SHAKING and hits her with the POWER OF URANUS
[21:39] █████ C'est_la_V has been HIT!!
[21:40] * [gTV]C'est_la_V tumbles back, on FIRE
[21:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> KYAAAHHHH!!!
[21:40] █████ C'est_la_V RETALIATES WITH THE SULPHUROUS POWER OF VENUS
[21:40] █████ SpeedRcrX has been SAVAGED!!
[21:40] <@SpeedRcrX> [BLEEP] that smells even worse than my Flatulence bomsb JESUS
[21:41] * @SpeedRcrX is teary-eyed and struggling to stand, crotch still on fire
[21:41] █████ SpeedRcrX DROPKICKS Minako-chan in the FACE
[21:41] █████ C'est_la_V has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:41] * [gTV]C'est_la_V uses a SEXY FOREARM BLOCK
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> How is that Sexy!?
[21:42] █████ C'est_la_V SPINKICKS Haruka-san in the face "ANYTHING I DO IS SEXY!"
[21:42] █████ SpeedRcrX has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /def ]
[21:43] *** As before, parries can happen. In this case the attack is bounced back and you have to /DEF like the green text says!
[21:43] █████ C'est_la_V has DODGED the attack!
[21:44] *** Haruka should have given some flavor text with /me to explain how she parried before Minako reacted, though~
[21:44] * @SpeedRcrX leaned to the side LIKE A BOSS and kicked back... like a BOSS
[21:45] * [gTV]C'est_la_V avoided it easily because she is the SUPER BOSS of BOSSES
[21:46] *** So now you have to figure out who goes next. Minako's turn started the whole chain, so it's Haruka's turn now.
[21:46] █████ SpeedRcrX suckerpunches Minako-chan while she's bragging
[21:46] █████ C'est_la_V has been HIT!!
[21:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AGZEDGZFDGZFDGSTTHJK
[21:47] * [gTV]C'est_la_V staggers back, bleeding from the nose, SUPER-AGGRAVATED
[21:47] █████ C'est_la_V LEAPS AT HARUKA-SAN TO STRANGLE HER
[21:47] █████ SpeedRcrX has BLOCKED the attack!
[21:47] * @SpeedRcrX enjoys that kind of "play"
[21:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ......what
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> what
[21:48] █████ SpeedRcrX HEADBUTTS Minako-chan while she's confused
[21:48] █████ C'est_la_V has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[21:48] C'est_la_V has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:48] * [gTV]C'est_la_V IS K.Oed
[21:49] *** All in all that took about 15 minutes. Not bad compared to the hour it used to take.
[21:50] *** TUTORIAL OVER
[21:50] <@SpeedRcrX> I AM THE SUPERIOR