The Facilitator

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Orlando Timberlake, Esq.
Biographical information
Homeworld

Gallifrey

Birth September 30
Died
Family Melody Summer Timberlake-Aino (daughter)
Occupation(s)

Time Lord, Secretary

Alias
Physical description
Species

Time Lord

Gender

Male

Hair color

Black

Eye color

Brown

Height

5'6"

Statistics
Weapon(s)

Umbrella sword "Heimdall", Validium Chakram

Abilities

Time Active, enhanced strength, strong insight/spirit power

Affiliation

Aino Minako

First Appearance

Xadium of the House of Moon timeline was a pimp who was the lover of goddess Venus. She used him to reward loyal followers with physical pleasure in exchange for allowing him dalliances with whomever he saw fit. After seducing Mewna, however, he felt true love for the first time. Mewna, for her part, despite being awakened to the truth of her marriage in the other timeline to Keric van Jestee, was so overwhelmed by the emotions and feelings she had for Xadium that she consciously fell back asleep. The duo decided to leave the House of Moon as the city descended into chaos, and by so doing they managed to remain intact with their current personas when the House of Moon fell, such that although their original versions were recreated on Earth, they too remained alive.

Due to some unknown crisis, Mewna and The Facilitator were both killed.

During the Renegade Actuary Crisis, the Time Lords intercepted The Facilitator one second before his death and held him in stasis to get his aid in constructing a Reality Drill.

Wishing to do nothing but die due to the loss of Mewna, this Xadium helped on the condition he be allowed to expire. Annoyingly for him, The Goddess Venus appeared and forced him out of his one-second time loop, frying him but then restarting his hearts with a jolt from a Venus Love-Me Shock, causing him to regenerate, after which time he carried on, no longer as Xadium, but as "Orlando Timberlake Esq." (Minako picked the name.) This was Venus' way of correcting the cursed destiny that had caused Minako to make the mistake of divorcing Xadium years earlier.

Now he works as Aino Minako's personal secretary, butler and lover at Ginga TV, servicing all her needs.