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Time Traveling Russian Bear is mighty force for Space Communism! He has come back in time in the name of Robot Stalin and Space Zombie Lenin to bring to the past the power of Space Communism! Time Traveling Russian Bear comes from Space Siberia in unknown point in the future and once attempted to bring mighty Space Russia to past Earth by attacking the makers of weak capitalist beer! However, the dastardly capitalist dog known as Ryan foiled Time Traveling Russian Bear's great and wondrous plot by defeating him in drinking contest and throwing him into the sun. Yet, through the great and glorious power of Galactic Karl Marx, Time Traveling Russian Bear was resurrected and once more embarks on his righteous mission!